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~Poetry - Jane Peach~

~The Song of Sneckiwika~


Many thanks to Jane for allowing me to use this parody. The characters are from a Cumbrian bulletein board
and the poem is based on the Failed Valentine Wooing of 'Mrs Dickens' (in the US) by 'Keswickian' (in Keswick)
and the subsequent arrival (later in the year) on the scene by 'Threlkeldian'.
[I would personally add the comment that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!]

			 
				I. The Wooing of Manyhoho

				In the land of Lakes and Mountains
				By the shores of Derwentwater
				In the shadow of the pinetree
				Sat the noble Sneckiwika
				Fashioning his bow of pinewood,
				Making arrowheads of slatestone.
				  Idly now his gaze is resting
				On the gently moving water,
				Then he spies an object floating
				Drifting to him on the lakeside.
				Nothing but a slab of birchbark,
				Sneckiwika goes to find it,
				Wading in the crystal water
				Dries it on his deerskin jerkin.
				  There upon the bark is painted 
				Matchless beauty, captivating.
				Manyhoho, warrior princess
				Battledressed in boots of canvas,
				Daubed in mud from chin to ankle
				Indian head in pose alarming.
				Countenance of blazing triumph
				Heroine of many battles,
				Many goals and much great cheering,
				Far across the big sea water
				In the land of the Ohios
				In the land of handsome women.
				  Sneckiwika gathers brushwood,
				Sprinkles herbs and fragrant petals,
				Lights the fire and lets it smoulder
				As thus his heart fills up with passion
				All the spirits spur him onward
				Move him on to send a signal.
				Soon the smoke curls in a spiral
				Through the pinetrees' highest branches
				Up beyond the eagle's erie
				Far above the purple mountain.
				Heart shaped smoke rings ever rising
				Pledge the troth of Sneckiwika 
				He would woo the warrior beauty
				He would give her beads of wampum.
				  Far across the big sea-water
				In the land of the Ohios
				At the doorway to her wigwam
				Manyhoho weaves a basket
				Turquoise beads and grasses twining;
				Tiring of her hours of handwork
				Manyhoho scans the distance
				Far above the great sequoias
				Spies the smoke of Sneckiwika
				Signals from beyond the mountains
				From beyond the big sea water.
				  Long he waits beside the lakeside,
				Turns his eyes towards the sunset,
				Cast his sighs upon the East wind.
				Scanning Catbell's purple summit,
				Waiting for the maiden's signal,
				Drinking of the great firewater.
				Wounded was his pride and manhood,
				Fierce his countenance and sombre,
				Sad the mighty Sneckiwika!


				II. Sneckiwika’s Rival

				Far across the big sea waters
				In the land of handsome women
				Where the ocean leaves its wampum
				Near the land of the Mohicans
				By the bay of broken teachests
				Sits the Wiseowl Eagle Feather
				Sharpening his blade of whalebone 
				Musing on his harpooned trophies
				Sipping from his tea of berries
				From the barrel by his wigwam.
				  Waiting for the great Creator
				In the land of Lakes and Mountains
				With every sunset every sunrise
				Sneckiwicka sets his smoke fire
				Waiting for the maiden’s answer.
				Painful is the ache that ailed him
				Wounded is his pride and manhood.
				Dreaming of his Manyhoho
				Daubed with mud from knee to eyebrow
				Battledressed in boots of canvas
				Indian head in pose alarming.
				  Sneckiwika needs a potion
				Medicine to find his truelove.
				Seeks the Mighty Grouchimanky
				Drinking of the great firewater
				From the barrel by his wigwam
				In the land of fire and thunder
				Where'er the moccasins are wooden;
				He has told our Sneckiwika
				How to woo the warrior princess
				How she fought her wars beside him
				On the plain between the mountains.

				As the days grow long and warmer
				Birdsong fills the pine tree forests,
				Overhead the geese are calling,
				Becks are full of rushing water.
				There along the pebbled lakeshore
				Tiny snowdrops greet the springtime.
				Moons are waxing waning passing -
				Daffodils are dancing gaily;
				Words are worth a million visions
				Skies are blue and blossom bursting!
				Trees stretch heavy shade below them -
				  Eagle Feather lifts his peace pipe
				With the coming of the morning;
				Sees the warming sun ascending,
				Sees the Beaver moon departing -
				Slowly brings his eyes to focus
				At a patch on the horizon
				Sees it curl towards the heavens
				Far above the Big Sea Water.
				  Eagle Feather brings his dugout;
				Climbs inside his cedar vessel,
				Paddles out to read the signal
				Telling of the Warrior Maiden,
				Telling of her matchless beauty -
				Fills him with a fiery passion.
				Swiftly now his boat is turning 
				Down the coast and to the sunset
				Past the land of many waters
				Past the island of tall wigwams
				Through the shark infested waters.
				  Suddenly he spots a signal
				Rising up above the forest
				From the land of the Ohios.
				By the land of Handsome Women.
				"Sneckiwika come and save me
				I am here and lost without thee.
				Bored to tears with basket weaving
				Pining for my life of battle
				In the land of Lakes and Mountains
				By the shores of Derwent Water."

				Thus the mighty Wiseowl Eagle
				Brings his dugout up the river
				In the land of the Potomak......... 

~Jane Peach 2001~
[with apologies to H W Longfellow]

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